Goblin Shark

Ummm, you wouldn't want one of these hanging off your scrot.



I didn't even know this bad boy existed. Apparently (according to the ever flawless source that is Wikipedia) it's a deep sea dweller only found at depths where the sun can't reach and is one of 45 (different) species of this type of shark. The goblin shark lives up to its name and looks absolutely HIDEOUS coupled with a steeze that can only be compared to some leprotic forest dwelling witch.

That extendible jaw, wow.